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This article belongs to the one and only Lumoshi. Please do not make any edits that are not either correcting spelling/grammar, adding categories, or if you have my permission to edit. I'm looking at you, <insert name here>.
Unlike Zario, Zoshi is extremely UP. Whenever Zowser touches him, Zoshi is incinerated into dust. Although Zario is usually kind, sometimes when this happens in battle, Zario throws Zoshi's ashes into lava in anger.