NO U PT 2
EPISODE SCRIPT BY: Mariothemovie
Ismail: - Previously, on The Adventures of Ismail... A mysterious power outage occured in the base that the group has never used before! A mysterious man came in, who calls himself Leetdoom. He repaired the electricity and joined our anti-demon group. We discovered that Queen Lilith could possibly be hiding within our base. We split up to search the base for where she could be.
Leetdoom: - And suspicion rates are low.
Ismail: - The episode starts here!
[Ismail, Leetdoom, and David are seen crawling through an airvent.]
Ismail: - No sign of her here...
Leetdoom: - (thinking) I can't believe they really fell for this.
David: - (whispering) Hey, Ismail, are you sure we should trust this Let's Dumb guy?
Ismail: - I think his name is Leetdoom, and of course we should! He had a clipboard, David, a clipboard. Besides, he seems to know quite a bit about you-know-who, so he could be helpful, y'know?
David: - But that's just it. He knows a bit about Lilith, meaning he might be-
Leetdoom: - Mind to share with me the discussion?
David: - We were just talking about... pasta.
Leetdoom: - (thinking) Darn it. That means they're on to me. I can tell. I'm gonna have to do something about this.
Leetdoom: - Hey, guys, look over there! I think I see her!
Leetdoom: - Hai guiz.
Peira: - What just happened?
Mason: - Guys! I thought you knew better than to do it in the vents! The whole house will smell like d***s for weeks!
David: - I think...the air vent broke. Heh.
Mason: - You bastard, those were our friends!
Leetdoom: - Our friends? They accused me of lying about Lilith being in your- Okay, joke time's over.
Mason: - You're a vampire!?
Leetdoom: - What? No! I'm a demon, a demon! Also, you can call me a "troll" if you want to.
Aingeru: - A demon!? You're my natural enemy!
Peira: - I still don't understand the situation.
Leetdoom: - God, you're idiots! I'm truly a spy sent by Lilith!
Mason: - Can't say I didn't expect that.
Aingeru: - Another spy?
Peira: - The sh*t.
Leetdoom: - ...No u.
Mason: - Peira, I'm gonna have to borrow the light from your ceiling lightbulb thing, if you don't mind!
Peira: - Go for it, the rest of my room is gonna be screwed up, anyway.
Mason: - Kay.
Mason: - THE POWER! THE POWER IS SURGING THROUGH ME!
Peira: - Uh, okay.
Mason: - I need a minute to charge all this light-ness. Then, I can use my Brilliant Mind attack.
Mason: - Ready!
Peira and Aingeru: - Just do it!
Mason: - Kay.
Mason: - That was almost too easy.
Peira: - Yeesh, talk about overpowered.
Mason: - I guess that's worth a kiss, right?
Peira: - Ha!
Mason: - Anyway, let's not hire any more members, kay?
Aingeru: - Let's see how long that lasts.
Leetdoom: - Did you really think that was my end? I'm much better than that.
Mason: - Honestly, yes. I'm getting sick of you and your lack of actual personality.
Leetdoom: - No u.
Mason: - YES!
Peira: - Why, Ismail!?
Leetdoom: - Screw this. I quit!
Mason: - That was dumb.
Ismail: - What happened? I wasn't awake half the time.
Peira: - It turns out that he was a spy for Lilith.
David: - I told you guys!
Mason: - He seemed so cool to me, though!
Tucker: - I'm back with the GROCERIES! Did I miss anything important?