EPISODE SCRIPT BY: Mariothemovie
Ismail: - The episode starts here!
Mason: - I'm about to save the lives of ten trillion people! *pounds on keyboard*
Ismail: - And, take that! AHAHAHAHA!
David: - NOOOOO!
Mason: - Good morning, baby.
Peira: - Shut up.
Ismail: - Oh, you're right! If we're too loud, we may attract some you-know-what's!
David: - I'm still not used to this succubus hunting thing. Can't we install a radar or something!
Mason: - WOOHOO!
Aingeru: - I shall now assume that you rescued ten trillion people.
Mason: - Yes! I've been working on that game for hours. I'm doing a no-save run! Whatever, now that I've beaten it, I should save!
Mason: - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ismail: - I feel your pain, bro.
Leetdoom: - *ahem* HAI GUIZ. I'm Leetdoom.
Mason: - Who the hell are you? Don't you see that now isn't the time!?
Ismail: - How did you get in our base?
Leetdoom: - No u. It seems like Lilith has taken away your ELECTRICISM.
Peira: - How exactly would you know that? Or who Queen Lilith is?
Leetdoom: - Hold your suspicions, I'm also in search of the evil queen. I actually came here to join your group!
Ismail: - Hm... You seem quite trustable! You're in!
David: - THAT looks trustable!? He never even answered how he got in!
Mason: - Oh, come on, David, don't you think he at least seems a little cool?
Peira: - He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would annoy you over and over again about the same problem!
David: - *sigh* Okay, I guess.
Mason: - Okay! Now, let us get the forms for the thing!
Leetdoom: - Oh yeah, one more thing...
Ismail: - Whoa, Leet! You're awesome!
Leetdoom: - Or am I?
Mason: - Hours and hours of precious not-saved-data! I have to do it all over again! And, look, f***ing look! The citizens of my town are protesting against me! What do I do!? I can't shoot lightning bolts, I'm out of PP!
David: - What game are you even playing?
Mason: - I can't tell you, we didn't buy the rights for it.
Leetdoom: - You're an interesting group of people. You should play Ep** B*ttl* F*nt*s* 3!
Mason: - Nah. I'm busy right now.
Leetdoom: - Will you today?????
Mason: - Great, the emulator froze. Fml.
Leetdoom: - You didn't answer my question?????
Mason: - I don't know, probably not, but not right now.
Leetdoom: - Play it soon!
Mason: - Okay.
Aingeru: - You made my kart explode!
Ismail: - Ha!
David: - This is for earlier! Hah!
Ismail: - NOOOO!!!
Mason: - What game are you even playing?
Aingeru: - It's-
Mason: - Half an hour of precious not-saved-data! All gone!
Ismail: - Leet, do your thing!
Leetdoom: No u. I ain't gettin' nowhere if she's gonna keep switching it off.
Peira: - How does she power it off? Is she somewhere in this house?
Leetdoom: - POSSIBLY.
Mason: - Screw this. Let's go look for her.
Leetdoom: - Yes, we must. It is our destiny.
Peira: - You're starting to creep me out.
Ismail: - Uh, so, Peira, Mason, and Aingeru go in one group while me, David and Leet will go in the other.
David: - Got it!
Mason: - Yes, I'm with Peira!
Peira: - Ugh. Where do we even search?
Aingeru: - Meh.
Leetdoom: - AFFIRMATIVE.
Ismail: - Team Ismail will go to the right hallway with the kitchen and stuff, and we'll search through the vents. Team Peira-
Mason: - I demand we be called Team Peirason.
Ismail: - Team...what?
Mason: - You know, our shipping name?
Ismail: - Uh... The other team will go to the left hallway and search in the bedrooms and stuff. Got it?
All: - Yeah!
Ismail: - Move out!
Leetdoom: - And they didn't suspect a thing that night.
Ismail: - The episode...is to be continued?
Ismail: - Hey, it's Ismail! Next time on The Adventures of Ismail, we'll learn the truth about the mysterious Leetdoom! An all-out battle for life or death begins! Stay tuned for the next episode, Stay tuned for "no u pt 2"!
Leetdoom: - No u.