JUST A DREAM
EPISODE SCRIPT BY: Sorastitch
[Ismail wakes up on a cobblestone path.]
Ismail: - Where are we?
Peira: - Ah, crap.
Ismail: - Do you know where?
Peira: - No, but I woke up next to Mason.
Ismail: - ...wait a second, hold up here!
[Ismail walks to a treasure chest.]
Peira: - ...I wouldn't touch that.
Ismail: - Why not?
Peira: - It has headphones.
Ismail: - I'll poke it with a stick and if it doesn't do anything then I'm opening it.
[Ismail pokes chest and stick vaporizes.]
Ismail: - ...the hell?
Peira: - It's a Dubstep Chest.
Ismail: - ...kay.
Mason: - (still in sleep) ...don't worry, I can handle you both!
Peira: - Mason, wake up.
Mason: - (wakes up) ...ohai.
Peira: - C'mon, you pervert.
Mason: - Where's Aingeru?
Aingeru: - Right here.
Mason: - Ohai.
Peira: - Can we just go now?
Ismail: - Sure.
[While our heroes venture into the entrance of the castle dungeon, Lilth cackles like a maniac.]
Lilth: - Haha! They're trapped in the Dream Labyrinth, and they can't get out until they defeat my beacon!
Valdrika: - Which is where?
Lilth: - In Mason's pants. Nobody will ever find it!
Valdrika: - ...so what do we do now?
Lilth: - ...I guess take over the world?
Valdrika: - Doesn't that get boring though?
Lilth: - Shut up, it's what us demons strive for! Did I hire you for nothing?
Valdrika: - Pretty much...
[We cut back to the cast.]
Mason: - Guys, something feels weird in my pants.
Peira: - WE GET IT! YOU HAVE A RAGING LUST FOR ME! I DON'T RETURN IT THOUGH!
Mason: - No... you see...
Peira: - I'm not looking at it.
Mason: - Hey guys! Can you check my pants?
Ismail and Aingeru: - Absolutely not.
[A giant worm made out of heads starts attacking.]
Peira: - WHAT IS THAT?
Ismail: - I don't want to know.
Aingeru: - I'm going to defeat it. *slices it in half*
Ismail: - It's still not dead, it just split in half!
Aingeru: - Ew. *stabs first head*
Peira: - Great, now it's dead.
Ismail: - What kind of other horrors do you think reside here?
Peira: - Meh. It really doesn't get any worse than a worm made out of heads.
Ismail: - True.
Tucker: - HEY GUYS!
Ismail: - Ohai Tucker.
Tucker: - Why didn't you guys wake me up?
Peira: - I don't know.
[A Vincubbus attacks.]
Ismail: - What is that?
Peira: - A Vincubbus.
Ismail: - A what?
Peira: - A Vincubbus. A plant based succubus that uses vines to capture men.
Ismail: - Is it bad that Mason is being attacked by it?
Peira: - I'm sure he's enjoying it.
Ismail: - Should we do something about it?
Peira: - She's got to deal with his pants first.
Ismail: - True. Why do you know so much about the dream world?
Peira: - That's another story.
Mason: - Woah dere, don't get too frisky now!
Ismail: - ...
[We switch back to Lilth.]
Valdrika: - ...you know, in hindsight, you probably shouldn't have put so many succubuses in.
Lilth: - Why not?
Valdrika: - BECAUSE YOU PUT THE BEACON IN SOMEBODY'S PANTS, YOU IDIOT!
Lilth: - ...god damn it.
Valdrika: - YEH.
[We go back into the dream.]
Peira: - Oh hey, there really was something in Mason's pants.
Tucker: - Ooo, shiny blue thing.
Peira: - Probably the beacon. We need to destroy it.
Ismail: - ...a what?
Peira: - The beacon. It allows someone to control the dream.
Ismail: - Now who would need a... Lilth!
[Ismail runs over to it, only to be knocked back the Vincubbus.]
[Peira runs over, but is also knocked back onto Ismail.]
Ismail: - This is awkward.
Peira: - Urghhh.
Aingeru: - I got it guys! *stabs the beacon*
[The Ending Theme plays, showing the main characters.]