FANDOM


JUST A DREAM

EPISODE SCRIPT BY: Sorastitch

[Show intro plays: featuring the show's main theme along with the team members, including Peira Noid, Mason, Lucazs, Savant the Goetian, Tucker, Dennis, Light, David, and Aingeru.]

BEGIN EPISODE

[Ismail wakes up on a cobblestone path.]

Ismail: - Where are we?

Peira: - Ah, crap.

Ismail: - Do you know where?

Peira: - No, but I woke up next to Mason.

Ismail: - ...wait a second, hold up here!

[Ismail walks to a treasure chest.]

Peira: - ...I wouldn't touch that.

Ismail: - Why not?

Peira: - It has headphones.

Ismail: - I'll poke it with a stick and if it doesn't do anything then I'm opening it.

[Ismail pokes chest and stick vaporizes.]

Ismail: - ...the hell?

Peira: - It's a Dubstep Chest.

Ismail: - ...kay.

Mason: - (still in sleep) ...don't worry, I can handle you both!

Peira: - Mason, wake up.

Mason: - (wakes up) ...ohai.

Peira: - C'mon, you pervert.

Mason: - Where's Aingeru?

Aingeru: - Right here.

Mason: - Ohai.

Peira: - Can we just go now?

Ismail: - Sure.

[While our heroes venture into the entrance of the castle dungeon, Lilth cackles like a maniac.]

Lilth: - Haha! They're trapped in the Dream Labyrinth, and they can't get out until they defeat my beacon!

Valdrika: - Which is where?

Lilth: - In Mason's pants. Nobody will ever find it!

Valdrika: - ...so what do we do now?

Lilth: - ...I guess take over the world?

Valdrika: - Doesn't that get boring though?

Lilth: - Shut up, it's what us demons strive for! Did I hire you for nothing?

Valdrika: - Pretty much...

[We cut back to the cast.]

Mason: - Guys, something feels weird in my pants.

Peira: - WE GET IT! YOU HAVE A RAGING LUST FOR ME! I DON'T RETURN IT THOUGH!

Mason: - No... you see...

Peira: - I'm not looking at it.

Mason: - Hey guys! Can you check my pants?

Ismail and Aingeru: - Absolutely not.

[A giant worm made out of heads starts attacking.]

Peira: - WHAT IS THAT?

Ismail: - I don't want to know.

Aingeru: - I'm going to defeat it. *slices it in half*

Ismail: - It's still not dead, it just split in half!

Aingeru: - Ew. *stabs first head*

Peira: - Great, now it's dead.

Ismail: - What kind of other horrors do you think reside here?

Peira: - Meh. It really doesn't get any worse than a worm made out of heads.

Ismail: - True.

Tucker: - HEY GUYS!

Ismail: - Ohai Tucker.

Tucker: - Why didn't you guys wake me up?

Peira: - I don't know.

[A Vincubbus attacks.]

Ismail: - What is that?

Peira: - A Vincubbus.

Ismail: - A what?

Peira: - A Vincubbus. A plant based succubus that uses vines to capture men.

Ismail: - Is it bad that Mason is being attacked by it?

Peira: - I'm sure he's enjoying it.

Ismail: - Should we do something about it?

Peira: - She's got to deal with his pants first.

Ismail: - True. Why do you know so much about the dream world?

Peira: - That's another story.

Mason: - Woah dere, don't get too frisky now!

Ismail: - ...

[We switch back to Lilth.]

Valdrika: - ...you know, in hindsight, you probably shouldn't have put so many succubuses in.

Lilth: - Why not?

Valdrika: - BECAUSE YOU PUT THE BEACON IN SOMEBODY'S PANTS, YOU IDIOT!

Lilth: - ...god damn it.

Valdrika: - YEH.

[We go back into the dream.]

Peira: - Oh hey, there really was something in Mason's pants.

Tucker: - Ooo, shiny blue thing.

Peira: - Probably the beacon. We need to destroy it.

Ismail: - ...a what?

Peira: - The beacon. It allows someone to control the dream.

Ismail: - Now who would need a... Lilth!

[Ismail runs over to it, only to be knocked back the Vincubbus.]

[Peira runs over, but is also knocked back onto Ismail.]

Ismail: - This is awkward.

Peira: - Urghhh.

Aingeru: - I got it guys! *stabs the beacon*

[The Ending Theme plays, showing the main characters.]