EPISODE SCRIPT BY: Mariothemovie
Ismail: - The episode starts here!
Mason: - We should do that again.
Mason: - Soon.
Mason: - Very soon.
Tucker: - Erm... Hey, guys? Could you give us a-
Ismail: - Our room's number 225 on floor 3!
Peira: - Yeah, whatever.
Peira: - Great, there are only two beds, and five of us.
Mason: - I'd more than gladly sleep in the same bed as you!
Peira: - Oh, great it's raining. It's f***ing raining.
Mason: - Well, I'd more than gladly-
Ismail: - Hi, guys! It appears that it's raining!
Mason: - You don't say?
Ismail: - Nevertheless, we cannot hunt demons in this weather! Nor can we go to the beach!
Mason: - We can't go to the beach? *begins to weep*
Mason: - *gulp* Well, anyway, there are only two beds in this hotel room. We need to decide who sleeps with wh- I CALL PEIRA!
Peira: - *facepalm*
Ismail: - Only two beds? Why don't we just split them in halves or thir-
Tucker: - A power outage!? Now I can't watch that sexy-
Peira: - Well, sh*t.
Aingeru: - Well, that sure is odd...
Mason, Tucker, and Ismail: AINGERU!!!
Peira: - ...Are you coming or not?
Ismail: - Coming where?
Peira: - Where the hell do you think? We can't just leave the hotel without Aingeru.
Mason: - *chuckles* I understand. SHIPPING WARNING!
Peira: - No, it's not like that! He's the strongest of our group, y'know?
Mason: - ...Are you coming or not?
Mason: - Wait a second, I forgot my superphone!
Ismail: - Superphone?
Mason: - You know, it's like a supercomputer, but a phone. I'll go and get that. It's in one of the bags, I think.
Ismail: - Alright, then.
Peira: - Just hurry up.
Ismail: - Gee, Tucker, you're rather untalkitive today.
Tucker: Erm... I was just... Thinking.
Peira: Out of character alert.
Mason: - Hey, guys! I got it!
Peira: - That's great. Let's keep going.
Mason: - No! My love!
Ismail: - What?
Mason: - Nothing. I guess we'll have to keep searching for her.
Ismail: - Uh...okay.
Tucker: - (whispering) Fools.
Mason: - And, that's the thing about shipfics, they get their facts wrong, ALWAYS-
Ismail: - WHAT THE HECK!?
Mason: - Oh, there you are, you silly fu-
Ismail: - Uh, Mason... How is Tucker up there if he's right behind us?
Tucker?: - Fools...
Mason: - What the hell is going on here!?
Ismail: - I knew something was wrong with Tucker all along!
Tucker?: - I am not actually Tucker.
Mason: - Uh, yeah, we guessed it.
Tucker?: - I am... Vyren!
Mason: - V...Vy...Vyre?
Vyren: - I am a spy sent by Queen Lilith.
Ismail: - Well, you sure did a great job hiding it. Come on, Mason, let's get him!
Mason: - Kay.
Ismail: - Ow!
Mason: - Well, he sure is fast.
Mason: - Oh, sh-
Mason: - Damn it...no...
Ismail: - What is this!?
Mason: - It's a barrier that blocks even the most powerful of attacks. Or, at least the most powerful by human comprehension. Maybe it can't go over nine thousand, I don't know. Yeah, I know I could have used this sooner. Anyway-
Mason: - I should stop talking now. Good luck.
Ismail: - Yeah. Thanks.
Mason: - Just be sure not to drop the superphone.
Vyren: - This is not good.
Ismail: - ...Did you have to take your shirt off?
Vyren: - Prepare for your death.
Ismail: - Hm... I wonder what else the superphone can do.
Mason: - Wait, Ismail, no!
Ismail: - Uh, sorry about that!
Vyren: - I will return soon!
Ismail: - Heh.
Mason: - Didn't I tell you not to press random buttons!? Ohwait, I didn't.
Peira: - What just happened...? Aingeru!?
Aingeru: - Well that sure was something.
Mason: - Something indeed.
Tucker: - Yeah, that vine guy kidnapped me the moment I stepped into the hotel. Then, he said something about it being haunted or something.
Peira: - Ugh. I'm tired of this sh*thole. Let's get the heck away from here.
Mason: - Can we go to Kentucky next? Ohwait, Kentucky no longer exists.
Ismail: - The episode ends here!