THE BEACH EPISODE
EPISODE SCRIPT BY: Sorastitch
[A couple of footsteps made by Tucker, Mason, and Ismail imprint into the sand. They are at the beach.]
Peira Noid: - Hey guys, wait up!
Mason: - Woah...
Peira Noid: - ...what?
Mason: - Nothing.
Tucker: - Wait a second, why are we on a beach again?
Ismail: - Uhh... I guess there's demons here or something.
Mason: - Any reason's good enough for me!
Peira: - See you guys later, I'm going to get a tan.
Mason: - I'll take one too!
[Peira makes a disgusted face, but lays the towel on the sand anyway. Ismail and Tucker walk on the beach, looking for a good spot to get in the water.]
Valdrika: - Oh hey, do I know you two?
Tucker: - Maybe...
Ismail: - No.
Valdrika: - Well that's a shame, because I like you two.
[Ismail walks away, while Tucker stands there like a idiot talking to Valdrika. Meanwhile, on the towels...]
Peira: - Crap, I forgot my book.
Mason: - Just go up and get it.
Valdrika: - I can't, the straps are off and I can't reconnect them until the tan's done.
Mason: - Why not?
Peira: - It's high tech s'bleep. It has a built in timer and crap. Can you just go get it?
Mason: - I could, but then I would wreck my tan.
Peira: - Your insufferable. Agh... if I could get up, I would so strangle you.
Mason: - I wouldn't mind that.
Peira: - *blushes and then reverts back to a pissed off state* Ugh, you are such a pervert.
[Lilith, standing in the shadow of a palm tree, laughs.]
Lilth: - Haha, they're wasting their time here! They don't even know I'm here!
Aingeru: - Hi.
Lilth: - Who are you?
Aingeru: - An angel.
Lilth: - I can't see that, but maybe you could show me?
Aingeru: - ...heheh.
Lilth: - Gorth de vorpus!
[Aingeru is suddenly sucked in Lilth's soul necklace.]
Lilth: - I'll have fun with you later. Let's see if Valdrika is making any progress. *walks over to Valdrika*
Lilth: - How are you doing?
Valdrika: - Oh, I just met him. Isn't he cute?
Tucker: - Nice friend you got there.
Lilth: - Yes, what a cute friend you have.
Valdrika: - In fact, maybe you, Tucker and me could...
Tucker: - Sure.
Valdrika: - Ok!
[Valdrika gets up and goes to the bathroom, where Tucker follows. Meanwhile, back on the towels.]
Peira: - Tucker's a idiot.
Mason: - What, you wanted him to score with someone else?
Peira: - Your a idiot too.
Mason: - ...hey!
Peira: - He's "scoring" with a succubus.
Mason: - ...and that's bad how?
Peira: - He's going to get his soul sucked out or something bad. Where's Ismail?
Mason: - I don't know.
Peira: - Your realllll helpful.
[Peira's bikini straps re-lock.]
Peira: - Finally! I'll be right back.
Mason: - And I'll be right back here.
Peira: - ...yeah okay. *runs off*
Peira: - Ismail!
Peira: - Ismail!
Peira: - Ugh, where is he?
[Peira runs around wildly, and then bumps into Ismail, who accidentally puts his hands on her hips.]
Peira and Ismail: - Uh... *detach from each other*
Peira: - Ismail, Tucker's currently boning Valdrika, a succubus.
Ismail: - Don't call random people the s word!
Peira: - No, I know she's one. And if we don't stop her, he's going to get his soul sucked out or worse!
Ismail: - Well, crap. What do we do?
Peira: - Ummm... I thought you would have a plan. Ismail: - You can't interrupt a succubus while she's doing it. Tucker's good as gone, unless we grab her soul necklace or something.
Peira: - I got someone who can do that.
Ismail: - Who?
[Ismail and Peira walk over to Mason.]
Mason: - Hey... baby.
Ismail: - Do you think you can get near a hot chick?
Mason: - ...yeah.
Peira: - He doesn't mean me.
Mason: - ...still.
Ismail: - Alright, when a chick wearing a black and purple bikini steps out, I want you to snatch her necklace.
Mason: - Cool.
[Mason gets up and heads over to the bathrooms.]
Valdrika: - Ohai.
Mason: - What were you doing in the men's room?
Valdrika: - I have... um... specific needs.
Mason: - What kind of specific needs?
Valdrika: - If you want I could show you...
Mason: - Sure.
Valdrika: - Just follow me back in, I guess.
[Mason goes into the bathroom, and Valdrika locks the door and sits on the sink counter.]
Mason: - Now, you got to take of your clothes.
Valdrika: - Well, your demanding.
[Valdrika takes off her necklace.]
Mason: - I'll hold that.
Valdrika: - Go ahead.
[Valdrika takes off her top and we cut back to Ismail and Peira.]
Peira: - He's an idiot. We should have sent you.
Ismail: - I'm sure he's doing fine... hey wait a second! There's Lilth!
Peira: - Ismail!!!
[Ismail runs off to where Lilth is.]
Ismail: - Well hello, Lilth.
Lilth: - Well, if it isn't Kenny. Go run back to your turtle friends, why don't you?
Peira (in distance): - Ismail?
Ismail: - My name's not Kenny... what are you even talking about?
Lilth: - You don't remember do you?
Ismail: - No... *reaches for necklace*
Lilth: - Figures... *is punched*
Ismail: - *grabs necklace* I don't know what your talking about, but I'll be taking this.
Lilth: - Might as well. I'll want it back.
Ismail: - Your not getting it back.
Lilth: - Then you'll have to fight me then...
Aingeru: - Hello again. *sends a green flame after Lilth.
Lilth: - *vanishes*
Ismail: - I just pressed the necklace with my palm... I had no idea you were in there.
Aingeru: - I know who is though.
Ismail: - Who?
Aingeru: - Surge, Lady Fortune, and someone who refused to give out their name.
Ismail: - Huh. Here you go. *tosses necklace*
Aingeru: - Is that Peira over there?
Ismail: - Yeah.
Aingeru: - Heh. The tie really completes everything.
Mason: - I got the necklace! I'm also a man now!
Tucker: - So am I!
Peira: - Ugh. Let's just go to the hotel. I've had enough from you perverts.
[They get in the car and head to the hotel.]
Valdrika: - Lilth, are you alright?
Lilth: - Don't worry, they can't do anything but hurt themselves. Good thing you brought a empty soul necklace.
Valdrika: - ...yeah.
Lilth: - They do know Peira's not a real demon right?
Valdrika: - No. *smirks*
TO BE CONTINUED