EPISODE SCRIPT BY: Sorastitch
[Peira is watching the Back to the Future 4 trailer, only to be interrupted by Mason.]
Mason: - Hey baby, what'cha watching?
Peira: - Dang it, Mason! There's a difference between hitting on me and interrupting my minute and 30 seconds of Micheal J. Fox!
Mason: - You deserve better than that! How about a hour of me. Naked.
Peira: - *shudders* You know what, I do deserve better than this! I quit.
[Peira picks up her stuff and starts leaving.]
Mason: - Wait, a second, your really quitting?
Peira: - Makes you sad, doesn't it? Should have left this sexist hell hole a while ago.
Mason: - Can I at least get a picture of you and me?
Peira: - ...sure. *blushes*
[Mason grabs a camera and takes a photo.]
Mason: - MasonxPeira OTP!!
Peira: - ...aaaand back to packing.
[Peira finishes packing and heads to Ismail's room.]
Peira: - I'm quitting and don't expect me to come back.
Ismail: - Why?
Peira: - *points to Mason* There's reason enough.
Ismail: - See ya then.
Peira: - What kind of friend are you?
Ismail: - One that respects you. If you want to leave, be my guest.
Peira: - Alright then.
[Peira leaves and slams the front door out.]
Ismail: - Great, now I need a replacement.
[A blonde, glasses wearing, woman comes in.]
Ismail: - Who are you?
Mysterious Woman: - Constant.
Ismail: - Are you here for the refunds on the pizza? Because that was David's fault.
David: - No, it wasn't! The pizza started attacking because it had too many onions on it!
Constant: - I'm here for work.
Ismail: - Oh, well then come on in.
[Ismail shows Constant her room, which is next to Mason's.]
Ismail: - Here's your room! Lock your door.
Constant: - LOL, why?
Ismail: - Mason liked Peira and he may be coming over to see if she left any underwear behind.
Constant: - I looove creeps like that!
Ismail: - ...
Constant: - So should I just put my stuff down then?
Ismail: - Yeah.
[Peira is taking a bus.]
Peira: - ...well then. I guess I'll just rent a apartment then... Bianca? Bianca: - Peira?
Peira: - I remember you vaguely. You and David had...
Bianca: - Peira, this is a bus. Wait, where you even there?
Peira: - OHEY, IT'S MY STOP!
Bianca: - Oh hey, Peira, tell David I miss him.
Peira: - Yeah, okay.
[Constant and Mason are talking.]
Constant: - Mason, you are so funny.
Mason: - Yeah...
Constant: - What's wrong?
Mason: - I've never had a girl flirt with me before, and it feels kind of awkward.
Constant: - ...oh.
Mason: - ...want to go on a date?
Constant: - Yeah!
[Peira walks into her apartment.]
Peira: - OH GOD THERE ARE RATS ON THE CEILING *slams door and runs*
Peira: - You know what? Maybe that "hellhole" wasn't that bad.
[Meanwhile at a fancy dinner...]
Constant: - I like the steak here.
Mason: - Wish I could say the same.
Constant: - Seriously, what's troubling you?
Mason: - I don't honestly know anymore. I mean, here I am sitting with a beautiful woman with a unicorn horn that likes me, and yet while I like her back, I can't seem to muster anything. Something's missing.
[Peira walks into the front doors.]
Constant: - Is it that?
Mason: - "That" is my friend.
Peira: - Hold on a second, how did Mason get a date with her?
Mason: - hi peira
Constant: - Well, if it isn't the one I replaced.
Peira: - I want my job back.
Constant: - C'mon, we're on a date here!
Mason: - Ooo, this going to be cat-fight isn't it?
Peira: - Shut up.
Mason: - :3
Peira: - *punches Constant*
[Constant and Peira punch and kick each other, eventually getting into advanced fighting styles like abandoning the laws of physics and having a zero-gravity fight. Peira then smashes Constant to the ground.]
Constant: - Your honestly crazy.
Peira: - I don't work with Lilth, therefore I must be sane.
Constant: - Aren't you the smart one now!
Peira: - You've been fired. Good day.
Constant: - Well then. *leaves*
[Mason and Peira leave and return to the base.]
Mason: - Glad to see you back.
Peira: - Just cool the flirting.
Mason: - I wonder though, what Constant is doing?
Peira: - Beats me. I don't know what she was doing in the first place anyway.